~~What If~~
"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping
other saints right now. However, your prayer is
important to us and will be answered in the order
it was received, so please stay on the line."
If you would like to speak to:
Gabriel, Press 1
Michael, Press 2
For a directory of other angels, Press 3
If you'd like to hear King David sing a psalm
while you are holding please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to
Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her social security
number, then press the pound key.
(If you get a negative response, try area code 777.)
For reservations at "My Father's House," please
Enter J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs,
the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is,
please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already prayed
once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow
so that others may have a chance to get through.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a
religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 am. If you
need emergency assistance when this office is
closed, contact your local pastor.
Thank God (today) that He doesn't have voice mail
and He listens whenever we pray and that will
never change.
JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT...
If God had a refrigerator,
your picture would be on it.
If God had a wallet,
your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring
and a sunrise every morning.
When you want to talk, He'll listen.
~Author Unknown~
please don't take it without permission. Thanks!
on all of my webpages. If I've missed anyone, my sincerest
apologies to you and if you would be so kind as to
e-mail me, I would promtly see that you receive the credit due
or remove the item, whichever you'd prefer. Of course,
I'm hoping you will graciously allow me to use them .
Thank you and God Bless
